Big Bang or big con?

 

Did it all start with a big bang? Only if the universe is expanding
   
Is the universe expanding? Only if redshift is related to distance
   
Is redshift related to distance? Well, no actually - it's mostly related to age
   
Oh yeah - who says so? Well, you could try Halton Arp for starters
   
Is that his real name? Opinion is divided on the subject
   
So if there's no big bang, how did it all start? Good question, but who said it started?